Month: January 2024

What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot!

I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered

What happened to the turkey that got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What did the duck say when he bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

My wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl? I said I never new he did!

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus Not only was I shocked but I was appalled, aghast and dismayed.