Month: February 2024
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Relationships are like garage sales.
Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting, up close it’s just a ton of stuff you don’t need.
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If you love someone set them free
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, nobody liked them so set them free again.
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If a bear puts on socks and shoes
If a bear puts on socks and shoes He still has bear feet
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Went to a restaurant last night
Went to a restaurant last night. The Waiter said, I am sorry sir but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem. He said we’ll take these drinks to table. 10.
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What do you call a snowman that tells lies?
What do you call a snowman that tells lies? A snowfake