Month: April 2024

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

I have a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal.

I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander. I tried it but it strained my eyes!

What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop

What does a drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2