Month: June 2024
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I asked my dad if I was adopted.
I asked my dad if I was adopted. He told me “No, you think I would have fucking picked you?”
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I asked my dad if I was adopted.
I asked my dad if I was adopted. He said, “Not yet. We just placed the ad this morning.”
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Why did the rock go to school?
Why did the rock go to school? To become a little boulder!
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Girl, are you an introductory rate credit card?
Girl, are you an introductory rate credit card? Because you’re offering me zero percent interest.
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Why don’t foot fetishists win races?
Why don’t foot fetishists win races? They love the smell of defeat.
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I recently became a vampire, and I’m so ashamed.
I recently became a vampire, and I’m so ashamed. I can’t even look at myself in the mirror.
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What’s wrong with a joke about a frisbee that can’t fly?
What’s wrong with a joke about a frisbee that can’t fly? Jokes like that don’t fly around here.
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What do you eat straight off the ground before a meal?
What do you eat straight off the ground before a meal? floor-d’œuvres
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Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays
Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays Back in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.