Category: Dad advice
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Women are a lot like bacon
Women are a lot like bacon. They smell amazing. They taste fantastic and they will kill You slowly.
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I asked my dad if I was adopted.
I asked my dad if I was adopted. He said, “Not yet. We just placed the ad this morning.”
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Relationships are like garage sales.
Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting, up close it’s just a ton of stuff you don’t need.