Category: Naughty

If men call short women “petite”, what do women call short men? They don’t.

What did the graphics card say to the monitor during sex? Maybe we should switch to a different position because 69 Hz.

A man and a woman CAN be just friends without there being any sex involved… …It’s called marriage.

My wife just left me, She said , my life just revolves around football , and she’s sick of it I was quite upset , we were together for 7 seasons .

I asked my dad if I was adopted. He told me “No, you think I would have fucking picked you?”

Girl, are you an introductory rate credit card? Because you’re offering me zero percent interest.

Why don’t foot fetishists win races? They love the smell of defeat.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.

I was at the public swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed – he blew his whistle so loud, I nearly fell in.

My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection She’s denying it.. but I am sticking to my guns

Did you know if you fart and sneeze at the same time.. Your body takes a screenshot?

All you ever give me is bad news, the boss says. Give me some good news for a change. OK, Suzan replies you’re not sterile.

What’s the difference between boy ghosts and girl ghosts? The boooooooobs

The Holy Bible teaches us to love one another The Kama Sutra is a little more specific