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Why did the horse go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the horse go to school? Because it wanted to improve its neigh.
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Why did the horse become a detective? – Dad Joke
Why did the horse become a detective? Because it was great at galloping to conclusions.
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Why did the fish write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the fish wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish wear glasses? Because it wanted to look fish-tastic.
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Why did the fish become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish become a musician? Because it had the natural swim.
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Why did the fish go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish go to school? Because it wanted to improve its swim.
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Why did the fish become a detective? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish become a detective? Because it was great at fishing for clues.
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Why did the cat write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the cat wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat wear glasses? Because it wanted to look cat-tastic.
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Why did the cat become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat become a musician? Because it had the natural meow.
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Why did the cat go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat go to school? Because it wanted to improve its meow.
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Why did the cat become a detective? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat become a detective? Because it was great at purring the evidence.
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Why did the pig write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the pig write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the pig wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the pig wear glasses? Because it wanted to look pig-tastic.
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Why did the pig become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the pig become a musician? Because it had the natural oink.
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Why did the pig go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the pig go to school? Because it wanted to improve its oink.
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Why did the pig become a detective? – Dad Joke
Why did the pig become a detective? Because it was great at hogging the evidence.
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Why did the duck write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the duck write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the duck wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the duck wear glasses? Because it wanted to look duck-tastic.
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Why did the duck become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the duck become a musician? Because it had the natural quack.
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Why did the duck go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the duck go to school? Because it wanted to improve its quack.
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Why did the duck become a detective? – Dad Joke
Why did the duck become a detective? Because it was great at quacking the case.
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Why did the chicken write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the chicken write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the chicken wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the chicken wear glasses? Because it wanted to look egg-cellent.
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Why did the chicken go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the chicken go to school? Because it wanted to improve its peck.
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Why did the chicken become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the chicken become a musician? Because it had the drumsticks.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground? – Dad Joke
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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Why did the elephant write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the elephant write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the elephant wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the elephant wear glasses? Because it wanted to look ele-fantastic.
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Why did the elephant become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the elephant become a musician? Because it had the natural trunk.
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Why did the elephant go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the elephant go to school? Because it wanted to improve its trunk.
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Why did the elephant sit on the bench? – Dad Joke
Why did the elephant sit on the bench? Because it wanted to crush the competition.
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Why did the frog write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the frog write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the frog wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the frog wear glasses? Because it wanted to look frog-tastic.
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Why did the frog become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the frog become a musician? Because it had the natural croak.
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Why did the frog go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the frog go to school? Because it wanted to improve its croak.
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Why did the frog become a detective? – Dad Joke
Why did the frog become a detective? Because it was great at leaping to conclusions.
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Why did the bee write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the bee write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the bee wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the bee wear glasses? Because it wanted to look bee-tiful.
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Why did the bee become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the bee become a musician? Because it had the natural buzz.
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Why did the bee go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the bee go to school? Because it wanted to improve its buzz.
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Why did the bee get married? – Dad Joke
Why did the bee get married? Because it found its honey.
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Why did the cow become a painter? – Dad Joke
Why did the cow become a painter? Because it wanted to make a moo-sterpiece.
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Why did the cow start a band? – Dad Joke
Why did the cow start a band? Because it had the drumsteaks.
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Why did the cow become an astronaut? – Dad Joke
Why did the cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the moooon.
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Why did the cow wear a bell? – Dad Joke
Why did the cow wear a bell? Because its horns didn’t work.
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Why did the cow sit down at the table? – Dad Joke
Why did the cow sit down at the table? Because it saw the steaks.
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Why did the dog write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the dog write a book? Because it wanted to tell its tail.
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Why did the dog wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the dog wear glasses? Because it wanted to look spec-tail-ular.
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Why did the dog become a detective? – Dad Joke
Why did the dog become a detective? Because it wanted to solve the barking case.
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Why did the dog go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the dog go to school? Because it wanted to improve its bark.
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Why did the dog sit in the shade? – Dad Joke
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog.
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Why did the bird join the band? – Dad Joke
Why did the bird join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
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Why did the bird wear a tie? – Dad Joke
Why did the bird wear a tie? Because it wanted to look tweet.
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Why did the bird go to the party? – Dad Joke
Why did the bird go to the party? Because it was a party fowl.
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Why did the bird become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the bird become a musician? Because it had the natural tweet.
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Why did the bird go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the bird go to school? Because it wanted to improve its tweet-ment.
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Why did the tree write a book? – Dad Joke
Why did the tree write a book? Because it wanted to tell its life story.
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Why did the tree wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the tree wear glasses? Because it wanted to see the forest clearly.
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Why did the tree go to the bank? – Dad Joke
Why did the tree go to the bank? Because it wanted to start a saving branch.
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Why did the tree go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the tree go to school? Because it wanted to get a little more edu-tree-cation.
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Why did the tree go to the barber? – Dad Joke
Why did the tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim.
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Why did the cat wear a fancy hat? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat wear a fancy hat? Because it was feeling purr-ticular.
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Why did the cat go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat go to school? Because it wanted to improve its purr-sonality.
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Why did the cat join the Red Cross? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because it wanted to be a first-aid kit.
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Why did the cat become a musician? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat become a musician? Because it was a natural meow-sician.
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Why did the cat sit on the computer? – Dad Joke
Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
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Why did the coffee go to therapy? – Dad Joke
Why did the coffee go to therapy? Because it was feeling too brewed.
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Why did the coffee give a lecture? – Dad Joke
Why did the coffee give a lecture? Because it was full of beans.
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Why did the coffee stay at its job? – Dad Joke
Why did the coffee stay at its job? Because it needed the beans.
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Why did the coffee go to school? – Dad Joke
Why did the coffee go to school? Because it wanted to improve its daily grind.
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Why did the coffee file a police report? – Dad Joke
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
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Why did the fish wear a crown? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish wear a crown? Because it was the king of the sea.
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Why did the fish go to Hollywood? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish go to Hollywood? Because it wanted to be a starfish.
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Why did the fish fail school? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish fail school? Because it was below sea level.
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Why did the fish cry? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish cry? Because it was feeling a little eel.
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Why did the fish blush? – Dad Joke
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
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Why did the computer get glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its web sight.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? – Dad Joke
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a bad virus.
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Why did the computer keep freezing? – Dad Joke
Why did the computer keep freezing? Because it left its Windows open.
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Why did the computer go to art school? – Dad Joke
Why did the computer go to art school? Because it wanted to learn how to draw a better byte.
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Why did the computer take its hat off? – Dad Joke
Why did the computer take its hat off? Because it had a bad case of the CAPS LOCK.
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Why did the music composer become a gardener? – Dad Joke
Why did the music composer become a gardener? Because he wanted to get to the root of the problem.
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Why did the music teacher go to jail? – Dad Joke
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with flat notes.
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Why did the musician go to jail? – Dad Joke
Why did the musician go to jail? Because he got caught with sharp objects.
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Why did the chicken join a band? – Dad Joke
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
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Why did the tomato turn red? – Dad Joke
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – Dad Joke
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? – Dad Joke
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Dad Joke
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the bicycle apply for a job? – Dad Joke
Why did the bicycle apply for a job? It wanted to quit being a freewheeling bike.
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Why did the bicycle get a flat tire? – Dad Joke
Why did the bicycle get a flat tire? It ran over a sharp joke.
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Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way to the bike shop? – Dad Joke
Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way to the bike shop? It lost its bearings.
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Why did the bicycle take a break? – Dad Joke
Why did the bicycle take a break? It was feeling wheely tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? – Dad Joke
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
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Why did the math book look sad? – Dad Joke
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? – Dad Joke
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.