• Why did the potato wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the potato become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the potato go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the potato become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the carrot write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the carrot wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the carrot become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the carrot go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the carrot become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cucumber write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cucumber wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cucumber become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cucumber go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cucumber become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the lettuce write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the lettuce wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the lettuce become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the lettuce go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the lettuce become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tomato write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tomato wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tomato become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tomato go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tomato turn red? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the rollerblade write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the rollerblade wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the rollerblade become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the rollerblade go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the rollerblade become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the skateboard write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the skateboard wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the skateboard become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the skateboard go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the skateboard become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the motorcycle write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the motorcycle wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the motorcycle become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the motorcycle go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the motorcycle become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the scooter write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the scooter wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the scooter become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the scooter go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the scooter become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the truck write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the truck wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the truck become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the truck go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the truck become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bus write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bus wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bus become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bus go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bus become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the boat write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the boat wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the boat become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the boat go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the boat become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the plane write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the plane wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the plane become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the plane go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the plane become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the train write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the train wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the train become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the train go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the train become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the car write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the car wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the car become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the car go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the car become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle fall over? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the sheep write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the sheep wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the sheep become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the sheep go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the sheep become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the horse write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the horse wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the horse become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the horse go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the horse become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the pig write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the pig wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the pig become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the pig go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the pig become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the duck write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the duck wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the duck become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the duck go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the duck become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the chicken write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the chicken wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the chicken go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the chicken become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the elephant write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the elephant wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the elephant become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the elephant go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the elephant sit on the bench? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the frog write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the frog wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the frog become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the frog go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the frog become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bee write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bee wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bee become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bee go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bee get married? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cow become a painter? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cow start a band? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cow become an astronaut? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cow wear a bell? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cow sit down at the table? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the dog write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the dog wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the dog become a detective? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the dog go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the dog sit in the shade? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bird join the band? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bird wear a tie? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bird go to the party? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bird become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bird go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tree write a book? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tree wear glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tree go to the bank? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tree go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tree go to the barber? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat wear a fancy hat? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat join the Red Cross? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat become a musician? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the cat sit on the computer? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the coffee go to therapy? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the coffee give a lecture? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the coffee stay at its job? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the coffee go to school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish wear a crown? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish go to Hollywood? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish fail school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish cry? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the fish blush? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the computer get glasses? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the computer go to the doctor? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the computer keep freezing? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the computer go to art school? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the computer take its hat off? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the music composer become a gardener? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the music teacher go to jail? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the musician go to jail? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the chicken join a band? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the tomato turn red? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – Dad Joke
  • Why don’t eggs tell jokes? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle apply for a job? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle get a flat tire? – Dad Joke
  • Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way to the bike shop? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle take a break? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the bicycle fall over? – Dad Joke
  • Why did the math book look sad? – Dad Joke
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? – Dad Joke