Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? – Dad Joke
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What has five toes but isn’t your foot?
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in…
I used to hate facial hair… – Dad Joke
I used to be a personal trainer. – Dad Joke
SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card* – Dad Joke
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? -…