Dad, did you get a haircut? – Dad Joke
Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
How does the moon cut his hair? – Dad Joke
If you love someone set them free
Shout out to my fingers. – Dad Joke
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. – Dad Joke
Why did the chef get a new knife? – Dad Joke
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? – Dad Joke