Shout out to my fingers. – Dad Joke
Shout out to my fingers.
I can count on all of them.
Dad, did you get a haircut? – Dad Joke
If you love someone set them free
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. – Dad Joke
Why did the banker bring a calculator? – Dad Joke
Dad, can you put the cat out? – Dad Joke
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. – Dad Joke