I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. – Dad Joke
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Shout out to my fingers. – Dad Joke
Dad, did you get a haircut? – Dad Joke
I was so confused last night my printer was playing music
Why did the math book look so sad? – Dad Joke
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. – Dad Joke
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection