I’m on a seafood diet. – Dad Joke
I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
What does a sprinter eat before a race? – Dad Joke
On Halloween: Zombies eat brains, you drink spirits.…
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. – Dad Joke
Why did the tree wear glasses? – Dad Joke
Why did the cow become an astronaut? – Dad Joke
Why did the scientist get a new microscope? – Dad Joke