What does a sprinter eat before a race? – Dad Joke
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the…
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they…
What did the ocean say to the beach? – Dad Joke
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. – Dad Joke
On Halloween: Zombies eat brains, you drink spirits.…
I’m on a seafood diet. – Dad Joke