What did the ocean say to the beach? – Dad Joke
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
You know, people say they pick their nose. but I…
Why did the physicist go to the beach? – Dad Joke
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. – Dad Joke
What does a sprinter eat before a race? – Dad Joke
What concert costs just 45 cents? – Dad Joke
When a dad drives past a graveyard: – Dad Joke