I asked my dog what’s two minus two. – Dad Joke
I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
He said nothing.
What did the ocean say to the beach? – Dad Joke
What does a sprinter eat before a race? – Dad Joke
My wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl
Why did the dog sit in the shade? – Dad Joke
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… – Dad Joke
My therapist said I have a phobia of getting married