When two vegans get in an argument, – Dad Joke
When two vegans get in an argument,
is it still called a beef?
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. – Dad Joke
I’ve got a great joke about construction, – Dad Joke
Today, my son asked ‘Can I have a book mark?’ – Dad Joke
What’s it called when you dance in math class?
I joined a band called 999 Megabytes
Someone just called my phone, sneezed, coughed and hung up